A New Patient Was Quite Upset

A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress.

“But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!” he protested.

“Our rule is that everyone must undress,” replied the blond nurse.

“That’s a stupid rule,” grumbled the patient, “making me undress just to look at my toe.”

“That’s nothing,” growled a voice from the next cubicle. “I just came to fix the phones!”